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Some say its wisdom, some say its B.S.
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"If life is tougher when your stupid... then I must be dumb as heck..."
“Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with…”
“Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends.
If they are OK, the you’re it…”
“Nothing in the world travels faster than a bad check…”
“Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it…”
“If you look at your passport picture, you probably need the trip…”
“If the shoe fits… buy it in every color…”
“You can’t ride two horses with one ass…”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers…”
“Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine…”
“Whatever hits the fan will not be
evenly distributed…”
"I love cooking with wine, sometimes
I even put it in the food..."
“It’s not a good idea to rub your
eye with the same fingers you used to eat HotRod Popcorn…”
Lil’ Lucy |
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